Are you a lover of flower (like the team behind Rekt Eddie’s Gummies & Yummies) but want to keep things on the down-low (or to give your lungs a break for karaoke night), Rekt Eddie’s terpene gummies are the perfect fix. We’re talking about strain-specific edibles that deliver all the flavor and effects you love without the smoke.
First off, let’s talk terpenes. They’re the aromatic compounds found in plants that give each strain its unique flavor and effect. Think of them as the behind-the-scenes maestros orchestrating your experience. From relaxation to euphoria, terpenes do the heavy lifting. Rekt Eddie’s terpene gummies are here to give you that familiar vibe without having to “Flick your Bic”.
We get it, there’s just something ritualistic about packing a bowl or rolling a joint. Imagine enjoying the same effects as your go-to strain, but with a tasty, delicious gummy instead. They’re discreet, long-lasting, and easy to dose. No more guessing games or coughing fits. Just pop one (or two, we won’t judge) and let the terps do their magic.
Let’s get to the fun part. The strain-like effects you love and what each flavor has in store for you.
Made famous by a certain stoner comedy (you know the one), Pineapple Express is all about high energy and good vibes. It’s the go-to gummy when you need a burst of energy, a dose of happiness, and a chatty, social mood. Expect a fun, upbeat experience that’s as legendary as the name suggests. *Onset Time: 5-10 minutes.
Blue Dream is a sativa-dominant hybrid that delivers the best of both worlds with gentle relaxation paired with an uplifting cerebral buzz. It’s the gummy for when you want to feel chill but still get stuff done. Perfect for daytime use, it keeps you clear-headed and creative without gluing you to the couch. Blue Dream’s got your back. *Onset Time: 5-10 minutes.
Guava Gelato isn’t just about great taste, it’s about lifting your mood and unleashing your creativity. Known for its euphoric and inspiring effects, our gummies are amplify those feel-good vibes. Guava Gelato is your go-to for social settings, brainstorming sessions, or any moment you want to add a little extra sparkle. Expect a balanced, uplifting high that keeps you energized and in the zone. *Onset Time: 5-10 minutes.
Looking for a mood booster that also helps you unwind? Slurricane is here to deliver the perfect balance of joy and relaxation. Our gummies capture the happy, carefree vibe this strain is known for while gently lulling you into a state of restful ease. It’s your “glass of wine or can of beer after work” kind of gummy. *Onset Time: 5-10 minutes.
Hitting the couch (or bed) never felt so good. Granddaddy Purple is known for its heavy, body-melting effects. But what sets this gummy apart? It’s perfectly balanced with a 1:1 ratio of CBD to THC, delivering a smooth ride and restful experience without tipping the THC gummy scales too far in one direction.
While all of our gummies are fast-acting, Granddaddy Purple takes a little longer to kick in at about 30 to 45 minutes. But trust us, it’s worth the wait. The balanced blend of CBD and THC works in harmony to ease tension, relax the body, and quiet the mind. It’s the ultimate go-to for unwinding after a long day for a night of deep sleep.
Ever wonder what the so-called “masterminds” behind Rekt Eddie’s are munching on? Here’s the skinny from the crew themselves—Big Swede, Uncle Burner, and Gipper. Spoiler alert: they know their gummies.
“If I want to be talkative, it’s Pineapple Express. My mouth moves as fast as my brain on these. Or vice versa. Hahaha! I love the flavor of the Guava Gelato. All flavors are outstanding, but Guava stands out for me. I like citrus flavors.”
Flavor Ranking:
1. Guava – Hands down my favorite.
2. Pineapple Express
3. Slurricane
4. Blue Dream
5. Granddaddy Purple – I save this one for bedtime.
“Mine are in the same order, but switch Pineapple Express with Blue Dream. Definitely love the sativa, especially if it’s during the day or I need a little extra energy. Flavor-wise, it’s tough to pick because they’re all solid.”
“I don’t know why, but to me, I can taste the weed flavor better in the Blue Dream. Almost like it’s live resin and not like the earthy CBD flavor. It’s got that good weed flavor.”
“Top flavor? Slurricane. It’s the ultimate for “chillin’ like a villain”. But when it’s time to get stuff done, like cleaning the garage, it’s Pineapple Express all day. And for a slow ride into bedtime, it’s Granddaddy Purple with that perfect CBD and THC balance.”
1. Pineapple Express – Talkative and energetic.
2. Blue Dream – Euphoric and creative.
3. Guava Gelato – Social butterfly vibes.
4. Slurricane – Happy and restful.
5. Granddaddy Purple – Perfect for winding down at night.
These picks aren’t just about flavors or effects, they’re about REAL experiences. Like the time Uncle Burner was down in Mankato for a tasting. A guy came in, tried the Blue Dream and about 5-10 minutes later looked over at me and said, “Oh mannnnn… I’m floating.” That’s the power of terpene-specific edibles, they hit just right.
Our Rekt Eddie’s terpene gummies are vegan, gluten-free, and made with sustainable farming practices. As we like to say, “because frankly, we give a damn!”. Bonus, they’re infused with the perfect balance to deliver strain-like effects that flower smokers love. It’s another way to enjoy your favorite strains, sans smoke.
Strain specific Rekt Eddie’s terpene gummies aren’t just edibles, they’re an experience. Tailored to mimic your favorite strains, they offer all the effects without the smoke. Perfect for flower lovers looking to switch things up, Rekt Eddie’s terpene gummies are a game-changer. So why not give them a try? You just might find your new favorite way to vibe.
Check out our full line of terpene-specific gummies. Whether you’re looking to relax, energize, or just vibe out, Rekt Eddie’s has you covered. Check out our website and get ready to get rekt, one delicious gummy at a time.
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